Thursday, July 5, 2007

Little Bear and the Big River

by Wendi at Wendi Aarons
Posted on July 5, 2007


LITTLE BEAR

Oh, Duck! This river is so wide! How will we ever cross it?

DUCK
I don't know, Little Bear!

LITTLE BEAR
Maybe we could try to walk across on that log!

DUCK
Oh, we could certainly try!

LITTLE BEAR
Or maybe we should walk across these stepping stones!

DUCK
We must be very brave, Little Bear!

LITTLE BEAR

Yes, we must get across this river without falling in the water!

MY HUSBAND
You're a frickin' Duck and a Bear. Swim, you morons.
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